Some thoughts to lighten up

Heck! I forgot what I'm supposed to write today. I still have it in my memory yesterday but now I don't remember a thing. Maybe its because of playing too much DOTA. Hehe. Btw, Let me share some jokes I've heard these last few days...

C1: Do you have a cold?
C2: Yes, I do. Do you know what is the theme song of those who have cold?
C1: No. What is it?
C2: The Singa Song. (Singing) Sing, sing-a song, (famous MTB jingle)
C1: Naku! Grabe na yan...
C2: Sand lang naman, sobra na yung grabe.

C1 is looking on a map of Cagayan de Oro and talking about how obsolete it is.
C1: How would one know if these names are still true since our congressmen like to change the names of towns very often? This map was last updated on 1952.
C2: Yeah, there are places that don't have the same name anymore. Look there, (pointing on the map) Carman town is named Carmen now since there are many people living there already.
C1: Nyak! Very funny. (Sarcastic face)

my first facial crap!

Hello everyone! This is my first entry and I'm not very good in writing so bear a little.

I've just had my first facial today and I don't think its even a facial. My friend gave us three coupons worth Php 1200 each for the facial in Ortigas, so we're like so excited to go there. I went there with my m**h and two of our friends. The three girls are supposed to use the three tickets when we got there. The friend who gave us the coupons told me I can also get a free facial even without the ticket. And the good news stops there... ta-da-da-dan! The people who gave us the 'facial' are the ones marketing the products of bagong-balat. And to add to that, they only did the facial to half of my face! C'mon, is this a demo or what? So we got there so that we can see what their products can do... I doubt if it's even worth 1.2k.

Its good that we just make our stay there worthwhile by poking fun at some of 'services' of bagong-balat. And I went home with my right face higher than my left because I only got half face-lift. Ü